Day of the Dead Distilleries 2026 – Orange County
November 7 @ 6:00 pm
Sadness, misery, and woe!
<sniffle sniffle>
Please join THE IRREVEREND ANDREW SMITH and OC Scotch Club in a “celebration of life” for SEVEN distilleries that have now passed on to the big warehouse in the sky and are survived only by their mortal vessels who are coincidentally now priced sky high everywhere… except Scotch Club.
In somber unsober communion, we will eulogize each whisky as well as the late benefactor/collector, John Pollack, the previous guardian of these delicious mortal remains. Please wear dark colors to solemnize the occasion. We are sorry for your loss.
ATTENDANCE IS LIMITED. We are sorry for your loss.
Dinner of the Damned The Damn Good Dinner
~By Chef Vincent – Toaster of the Flesh~
~Filet Mignon~
~Beked Potatoes~
~Salad~
~Dessert~
The Deceased
St. Magdalene 1967 15yr
Coleburn 1971 OMC 28yr
Rosebank 1989 10yr Signatory
Imperial 1982 14yr Cooper’s Choice
Dallas Dhu 1973 15yr Conn Choice
Convalmore 1981 17yr Cooper’s Choice
Littlemill 8yr
Scotch zombies to be shared after the funeral.
Darkness falls upon the land
One by one the stills go dead
Each murdered by a corporate hand
So vodka could be poured instead
They slew the ancient and the young
And let their corpses rot in mud
Yet now you wait with thirsty tongue
To taste their final golden blood
You start to feel a numbing chill
The thrill of what you shall consume
The spawn of seven hallowed stills
Await in seven glassy tombs
Yet as the spirit meets its end
Your Glencairn starts to quiver
For few mere mortals dare to send
The Undead to their liver