Day of the Dead Distilleries XI – LA
November 23 @ 12:00 pm
-SOLD OUT-
==The Tickets are now Deceased==
Please join us in a “celebration of life” for nine distilleries now passed on to the big warehouse in the sky. Many expressions are off the market entirely and some are rarities that are skyrocketing in value and nearly impossible to find.
At the NEW Sherman Oaks Whisky Mortuary, we will eulogize each whisky with its history and cause of death. Please wear dark colors to solemnize the occasion. A typical funeral reception buffet will be available with sandwiches and appetizers. Kleenex and glassware will be provided. We are sorry for your loss.
$100
Funeral sandwiches and snacks provided.
The Deceased
Ladyburn 41yr
Rosebank 21yr
Lochside 15yr Connoisseur’s Choice
Glen Albyn 1974 Blackadder
Glen Flagler 5yr
Zombie bottles leftover from Peatin’ Meetin’ will be shared afterward.
Darkness falls upon the land
One by one the stills go dead
Each murdered by a corporate hand
So vodka could be poured instead
They slew the ancient and the young
And let their corpses rot in mud
Yet now you wait with thirsty tongue
To taste their final golden blood
You start to feel a numbing chill
The thrill of what you shall consume
The spawn of but five hallowed stills
Await within five glassy tombs
Yet as the spirit meets its end
Your Glencairn starts to quiver
For few mere mortals dare to send
The Undead to their liver